“Because every hit show has some bad seasons.”
Editorial quality of these posts is not guaranteed, although I have made some adjustments. I don’t necessarily stand by many of the opinions I held in my ignorant early-20s.
All posts must be read in the context of not only my age, but the year of publication also. Posting in the early days was hard and fast, so removing the fluff was necessary. You can’t bleach the internet but you can retro-actively improve it!
If anything, the archival stuff provides a vaguely interesting timeline of how I’ve improved as a writer. If you’re into stuff like that.
Enjoy, or don’t.
The okay stuff of The Bad Years
Age 22 (2009-2010)
My favourite saga from this time that laid the foundations for what would come later:
The Facebook Incident
I Hate Current Affairs Shows (aka, RIP Today Tonight)
I Hate Fat People (A shameful post that almost had me appearing on Network Ten’s “A Can of Worms”, that shall remain in title only on that basis.)
I Hate The Cardinal Sin (aka, I Hate Bad Bar Etiquette)
Age 23 (2010-2011)
I Hate Facebook (aka, The Privacy Problem)
Age 24 (2011-2012)
Hospitality Sucks. Parts:
One – Ordering
Two – Lazy People
Three – Neglectful Parenting
Four – Degenerate Gambler Edition
The Best of “Life’s Important Questions”
Formula breaking and written for the wrong audience: