Sam Hates Everything

And if not everything, most things.


I am afflicted by George Lucas Syndrome™, and as such I have made alterations to clean-up and improve archival articles from many years past, utilizing skills from my subsequent professional training as a journalist.

Importantly, the original tone and structure of the remaining articles is intact, representing the original intent of Sam Hates Everything as a platform and formula.

Moving forward professionally and with the content widely available forever online, I thought it was important to highlight the best and cleanse the worst of over 200 posts.

To see the kind of work I have moved on to, check out Hit The Fan or The Mort Report.

Founded in 2009 as an outlet into which I could channel my rage from a boring Groundhog-Day-esk retail job, Sam Hates Everything is basically a bible of everything I don’t take enjoyment from in life. Healthy or unhealthy, the fact remains that I’m hating new things everyday – someone must relate, and everyone must know about them.

Please don’t assume anything I’ve written is a work other than complete fiction. If you think you are someone that’s mentioned in my posts, you aren’t so forget about it. Because I generally wish to avoid court dates, real people are never mentioned by their real name.

If you want cold hard facts presented professionally, please try my straighter-edge journalistic work: Hit The Fan


7 thoughts on “About

  1. Am i strange? i love the hatred that you display towards things sam.
    how can i subscribe to your newsletter or monthly article?
    keep hating 🙂


    1. Keep coming back to this address I spose. I think the RSS reader link works if you have one of those…


  2. Oh no ! I just found a kindred spirit who is as intolerant, pissed off at everything and everone and politically incorrect as me and there haven’t been any postings since August 2012 !!! What the ??? Where are you Sam ?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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