I am afflicted by George Lucas Syndrome™, and as such I have made alterations to clean-up and improve archival articles from many years past, utilizing skills from my subsequent professional training as a journalist.
Importantly, the original tone and structure of the remaining articles is intact, representing the original intent of Sam Hates Everything as a platform and formula.
Moving forward professionally and with the content widely available forever online, I thought it was important to highlight the best and cleanse the worst of over 200 posts.
Founded in 2009 as an outlet into which I could channel my rage from a boring Groundhog-Day-esk retail job, Sam Hates Everything is basically a bible of everything I don’t take enjoyment from in life. Healthy or unhealthy, the fact remains that I’m hating new things everyday – someone must relate, and everyone must know about them.
Please don’t assume anything I’ve written is a work other than complete fiction. If you think you are someone that’s mentioned in my posts, you aren’t so forget about it. Because I generally wish to avoid court dates, real people are never mentioned by their real name.
If you want cold hard facts presented professionally, please try my straighter-edge journalistic work: Hit The Fan